lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

(via wizic)


Posted 17 Oct 2014 at 00:16
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shouldnt:

getting an A on a test when you didnt study

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Posted 17 Oct 2014 at 00:16
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turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

(via straightasaparabola)


Posted 17 Oct 2014 at 00:14
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canticleofisabela:

Me recommending Bioware games to people

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(via whydontweevergoanywherenice)


Posted 17 Oct 2014 at 00:12
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Posted 17 Oct 2014 at 00:06
776 notes
save-your-money-baby:

The comebacks are real.
Posted 15 Oct 2014 at 22:24
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somefagonyourdash:

bruh
Posted 15 Oct 2014 at 22:24
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Posted 15 Oct 2014 at 22:23
402,364 notes

Halls has no chill
Posted 15 Oct 2014 at 22:23
94,291 notes

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

(via thats-so-meme)


Posted 15 Oct 2014 at 22:21
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a-sylveon:

Trying to satisfy Super Smash Bros fans like

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(via supersmashbrospics)


Posted 15 Oct 2014 at 22:20
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axlcrush:

servbot42:

grandpa babysitting the grandkids

I can’t believe the new Mother game was leaked
Posted 15 Oct 2014 at 22:17
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hoodpharmacist:

OSMOSIS JONES
Posted 15 Oct 2014 at 22:16
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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda, via canadian-sloth)


Posted 12 Oct 2014 at 02:16
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Posted 10 Oct 2014 at 22:54
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